Newly Discovered Rodent or Baby R.O.U.S?According to an AP article, "Researchers in a remote jungle in Indonesia have discovered a giant rat and a tiny possum that are apparently new to science, underscoring the stunning biodiversity of the Southeast Asian nation."
How is this news? Apparently scientist are totally unfamiliar with the book and film, "The Princess Bride." Everyone knows that the three dangers of the Fire Swamp are: 1) Flame Spurts; 2) Lightening Sand, and; 3) R.O.U.S.', otherwise known as Rodents of Unusual Size.
Above, you have the allegedly "new creature" which I think is best described as a baby R.O.U.S. Below, you have a fully grown R.O.U.S. which can be dispatched with swords, guns, or by holding the screaming creature over a flame spurt.
Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant
Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney's 16-year-old sister, is preggers. All along I thought it was KFed's boys that were freakishly strong swimmers, but now that JLS has a bun in the oven, I, if a guy, would refuse to share even a hot tub with these chicks out of fear of having to pay child support for the next eighteen years. Wouldn't this be awesome if this whole thing was a stunt to take some heat off of Britney and her mothering woes? This whole time I've been calling Britney the worst mother ever, but now I'm having second thoughts. Maybe JL's and Britney mom, Lynn, is truly the worst mother ever. How many more kids does Lynn have whose lives she hasn't destroyed? Isn't there a Spears brother running around out there somewhere? I'm suprised he hasn't managed to shoot up a day care center or a mall by now.
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