Embarassing iPod Material

I researched and wrote 32 pages of motions and accompanying memoranda of law today, so I'm going to be lazy and post one of the few interesting surveys floating out on the interweb. I totally stole this from Lora, which may or may not be payback for her theft of homage to my hobo camp post.

Doing this "survey" I realized that I have some pretty fucking embarrassing music on my iPod. What's the most embarrassing thing on your MP3 player machine?

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?

Step 1: Open your music library.
Step 2: Put it on shuffle.
Step 3: Press play.
Step 4: For every question, type the song that's playing.
Step 5: When you go to a new question, press the next button.

Opening Credits: "What I'm Fighting For" - Matisyahu
Waking Up: "Wicked Game" - Chris Isaak
First Day of School: "Admit It" - Say Anything
Falling in Love: "Let's Dance" - David Bowie
Fight Song: "Kiss" - Prince (Is he saying sign or size?)
Breaking Up: "Oh Timbaland" - Timbaland (slightly embarrassed I own this album)
Prom: "G-Thang" - Snoop Doggy Dog and Dr. Dre ('Twas a pimps and hoes theme)
Life: "Gonna Make You Sweat" - UB40 (totally embarrassed this song is on my iPod)
Mental Breakdown: "The Pioneers" - Bloc Party
Driving: "March Into the Sea" - Modest Mouse
Flashback: "Bust a Move" - Young MC
Getting Back Together: "Thank You Very Much" - The Kaiser Chiefs
Wedding: "Don't Stop Believing" - Journey
Birth of Child: "No Brakes" - The Bravery
Final Battle: "Neon Bible" - Arcade Fire
Death: "Think Twice Before You Go" - John Lee Hooker

And in case anyone is wondering, I'm currently obsessed with the following music items:

• The Bravery and their self-titled album
• B101 for playing non-stop Christmas music since the day after Thanksgiving
• Bloc Party - A Weekend in the City.
• Kaiser Chiefs for providing my dog with his own theme song
• The ringtone for my phone, "Last Christmas" by Wham, and how fucking excited people get when someone calls me
• Jessica Simpson's vagina for sucking the talent out of Tony Romo (keep up the great work!)